Box-Office Poison ([info]onehiphamster) wrote,

It makes them more human, you know. And we all love humans, and that's a fact.

I've gotten this awful celebrity crush on Pete Doherty from the Libertines and Babyshambles and all that. And it is based entirely on him being so spotty. Yes, well aware of the fact that he is A) a crackhead and B) very much already taken by a supermodel but HIS SKIN IS SO WRETCHED THAT IT HAS CAUSED ME TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM! I automatically am in love with any celebrity with awful pimples. I don't know why. If you are like me and love some celebrity skin conditions, you should go here: http://itsb.ucsf.edu/~vcr/Lobby.html#anchor2000
Speaking of famous people and acne, you know those ProActive commercials on television with like Vanessa Williams et all? Well I resisted actually buying the product because I don't trust things sold exclusively off of the television, you know? But then they had this new commercial with P DIDDY! And he said that ProActive not only KEEPS HIS SITUATION MOISTUREIZED but also PRESERVES HIS SEXY! So then I had to get some. And you know what? It hella works really good! Thank ou once again, Sean Combs. You have made yet another improvement on my life. Where would I be with out you? I shudder to think.

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[info]deathwontkillme

July 23 2005, 06:49:34 UTC 6 years ago

yea i've been in love with Pete Doherty for a while also

[info]onehiphamster

July 24 2005, 01:02:48 UTC 6 years ago

See, Ty? You know where it's at. We are like kindred. Come to my house and I will feed you candy and alcohol.
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